HOBBOLOGY - An ADULT Glossary of TERMS

Adult ConciergeA classy lady/companion who's hospitality extends to a persoanal and adult level.
Adult EntertainerAn adult model or actress who models or entertains at an adult level, usually nude or sexually.
AgencyAn organization or individual that manages many providers. The agency handles all calls, bookings and advertising. The agency takes a percentage of the fee for each session.
AmazonA tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMPAsian Massage Parlor
Around the worldRussian, Spanish, Greek and other languages
AsianAnilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
Asian CowgirlWoman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP

1. alt.sex.prostitution: an unmoderated discussion forum (Usenet newsgroup) for prostitution and related topics. The acronym (ASP) is traditionally placed in the subject line of a post to be able to filter out spam.
2. Adult Service Provider

ATMAss to mouth. Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.
AttemptsTrying to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple attempts: means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested.
ATFAll Time Favorite
Aunt FloMenstruation also; Period
AWEAround the World Experience: see above
B&SBait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.
BabybackPetite, young, attractive Asian woman.
BagCondom, with a condom e.g. "BJ in a bag"= CBJ,
"I filled the bag"= Orgasm.
Bait and SwitchBait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.
Baja SurGenitals. From the spanish "the low south".
BalloonsBreast implants.
BarebackWithout a condom.
BBBJBareback Blow Job, oral stimulation of the penis without a condom
BBBJTCBareback Blow Job To Completion, oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without a condom. (May spit or swallow)
BBWBig Beautiful Woman, euphemism for overweight
BCDBehind Closed Doors
BDSMBondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism. This is a catch-all to refer to the various aspects of negotiated, mutually consensual exchange of power between two consenting adults. Regardless of the depth of the relationship, consent, safety and sanity are the cornerstone of the lifestyle.
BeretA condom.
BFBoyfriend
BFEBoyfriend Experience, A subjective term used primarily by providers to describe good clients.
BirdwatchingBBBJTC and she swallows.
BlackholeAnus.
BLSBall licking and sucking.
Blue PillViagra
Blue SteelViagra
Brown ShowerDefecation on your partner.
BSBody slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
Butter faceA women whose body is very attractive, but her face is not.
Call GirlOutcall provider, usually implies agency.
Camel ToeWhen an article of clothing is covered so tightly around the genitals (usually female) that the outline of the bulge is seen through resembling a camel's toe. See cameltoe.com
Cash and DashA rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
CBJCBJ, Covered Blow Job, fellatio with a condom
CC1. Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. 2. Credit Card
CC RiderA provider who is FS for $200/hr or less.
CDCross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CECandy Experience - is a once in a lifetime unforgettable adventure for those special moments in life.
CFSCovered Full Service
CG1. Cowgirl 2. Call Girl
CIMCum in mouth.
CivilianA woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
ClockwatcherA term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
Collar and Cuffs matchPubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Commercial CompanyProstitution
CompletionOrgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
CourtesanAn upscale provider with wealthy, executive, famous or upper-class clientele.
CoverA condom
CoveredVarious measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
CowgirlWoman rides on top, knees astride.
Crime scene actionSexual activity during her period.
CruisingLooking for street walkers or prostitutes while driving.
Cups of coffeeOrgasms (e.g. multiple cups of coffee means she allows more than one orgasm)
Dance and DashA rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Date1. A session with a providers. 2. A man who patronizes providers.
Date RapeDate rape or acquaintance rape is a form of forced sexual assault that happens specifically on a date or by someone that the victim knows or is acquainted with somehow.
Date Rape DrugRohypnol (generic name flunitrazepam) has been associated with date rape, and has also been called the "Forget Pill," "Trip-and-Fall," and "Mind-Erasers." In combination with alcohol, it can induce a blackout with memory loss and a decrease in resistance. Girls and women around the country have reported being raped after being involuntarily sedated with Rohypnol, which was often slipped into their drink by an attacker. The drug has no taste or odor so the victims don't realize what is happening. About ten minutes after ingesting the drug, the woman may feel dizzy and disoriented, simultaneously too hot and too cold, or nauseated. She may experience difficulty speaking and moving, and then pass out. Such victims have no memories of what happened while under the drug's influence.
DATODining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATYDining at the Y, Cunnilingus, oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
DDEDoesn't do extras.
DDGDrop Dead Gorgeous.
Deep throatFellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed"
DefenderA poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
Delta Omega GammaDOG.
DepositA provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session. Deposits are usually used by providers as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows.
DFKDeep French Kissing, kissing with tongue
Digits1. Fingers (e.g I put four digits in her pussy) 2. Phone Number (Often used in strip club reviews, johns work to get "digits" in order to set up off-premises sessions.)
Doggie StyleIntercourse position where woman is on her hands and knees, man enters from behind
Dominatrix is a self proclaimed GODDESS who dominates her clients through BDSM and power exchange.
DonationPayment to a provider
DoublesA threesome with two providers
DP1. Double Penetration 2. Digital penetration
DTDeep throat: fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
Ed Zachary diseaseA woman with an unattractive face.
EllieLE, Law Enforcement
EOMEnd of Message - Used in a subject line to indicate no further content in body of message,
EnhancementsBreast implants.
Envelope Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up usually as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
Elite Escort A TOP rated provider who accompanies her clients to events, parties or private engagements.
Escort A woman who is paid for her time and her companionship.
Face paintingMan ejaculates on woman's face.
FacialMan ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSMFull Body Sensual Massage; not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless).
FEFetish Escort who offers a fetish Experience - A dominate or submissive LADY who may feminize, role-play or assist cleints with kinky type desires.
Five-OA police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJFoot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
Flake, FlakyErrant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOTCFuck of the century.
FrenchOral sex, on either party
FSFull Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion
Full meal dealFull Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion
Get comfortableGet naked. For security reasons, a provider may ask a client to "get comfortable" or "make yourself comfortable" before a session, this means to get fully undressed.
GF/GFEGirl Friend/Girl Friend Experience - A girl friend with benefits and without hassles.
GFEGirl Friend Experience, A subjective term, but usually used as praise for a very passionate, sensual, non-mechanical experience. Most consider deep french kissing a baseline requirement for GFE.
GloveCondom
Golden ShowerUrinating on your partner, urine play.
GreekAnal Sex
GSGolden Shower, urinating on your partner, urine play.
Half and halfBJ followed by FS
Hand JobStimulation of the penis using hand and fingers
Hardwood floorsClean-shaven pubic area.
Herb FriendlyIs amenable to marijuana use.
Hidden ChargesA provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage (Argentina)The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJHand Job, stimulation of the penis using hand and fingers
HMHigh mileage.
HMEHoneymoon experience. A subjective term used as praise for a very intense, very "real" session, usually DFK is a baseline requirement for HME.
HRHand Release, stimulation of the penis to orgasm using hand and fingers
Hobby, TheThe patronizing of escorts, providers, courtesans or adult entertainers etc.
HobbyistA person, usually male who patronizes escorts, providers, courtesans or adult entertainers etc.
Honey DustEdible honey flavored powder for sexual enhancement.
HookerProstitute or street walker.
Hostess ClubA lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HungarianBare back blowjob to completion and she swallows.
HWPHeight and Weight Proportional (i.e. "normal" build)
IncallYou go to her place (Could be hotel, motel, studio apt, her residence, or a mini-storage unit)
Independent, IndieAn escort or sex worker who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
InterpreterCondom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPOInitial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISOIn search of
ItalianSimilar to Russian, but penis between partners butt cheeks.
Jack ShackRefers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
JAGJohn's Action Guide Review board, mostly east coast.
Jimmy HatA condom
John A man who patronizes prostitutes or sex workers.
Kama SutraThe earliest and best known of Indian sex manuals, by Vatsayayana. It has been variously dated from 300 B.C. to 400 A.D.
L/A/SLooks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip Description of pubic hair, everything shaved except a long thing patch of hair that looks like a landing strip.
LELaw Enforcement.
LFKLight french kissing. (no heavy tongue)
Little blue helperViagra
Little blue pillViagra
LMPLicensed Massage Practitioner
Lot LizardA prostitute or sew worker that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
Madame Proprietress of an agency or groups of sex workers.
Mall, Escort MallA website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Man in a boat, little man in a boatClitoris
MediterraneanAnal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
Menage a troisAn arrangement in which three persons (as a married pair and the lover of one of the pair) share sexual relations especially while living together
MerkinPubic hair wig.
MGMassage Girl
MileageA subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF Mother I'd like to fuck.
MILF Companion A mature HOTTIE who is also a mother and offers more of a nurturing type companionship
MishMissionary position, Man on top during intercourse
MissionaryMan on top during intercourse
MMF, MFM, MFFThreesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male, female, female.
MohawkDescription of pubic hair.
MP1. Massage Parlor 2. Multiple positions
MPAMassage Parlor Attendant
MPCFSMultiple positions covered full service
MPOSMultiple positions oral sex.
MSOGMultiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
Multiple PopsShe allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
NewbieA novice hobbyist or novice provider.
No-ShowEscort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-TouchNo touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NoonerA lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
NQBCNon-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBSNon-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNSNon-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
O, OsOrgasm, orgasms.
Off-the-clockActivities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
Operation Flea Collar2 year LE investigation of TBD board, culminating in June 2002 bust of Charles Kelly and Steve Lipson, owners and operators of TBD board.
Out, OutedPrivate, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OutcallA sew worker who works away from her own place and usually comes to your place
OWOOral Without, fellatio without a condom.
Party hatCondom
Pearl NecklaceMan ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
PimpA man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PoonerA hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
Pops, multipleShe allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POSPussy on the Side
Professional or Businessmen onlyA subjective request used in provider advertising as a pre-screen for clients. The provider posts this in hopes of attracting "better" clientele.
ProstituteSomeone who sells sex for money, gifts, favors or any kind of compensations.
ProviderA person who offers or provides adult services or sensual companionship. They charge for their time only, not for sex and do not solicit for prostitution.
PSPrivate Show (Dance only)
PSEPorn Star Experience, A subjective term, used as praise for a provider that might have a high energy level, a particularly hot look, or is very accomodating ("nastiness" factor).
PuffiesNipples swollen up more then normal, which make them look puffy.
PVPrivate viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.
RaincoatCondom
REQ:Request: Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information.
REV:Review: Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
ReviewA critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service.
Reverse Cowgirlwoman rides on top, facing away
Reverse massageThe client massages the provider.
Reverse OralThe client performs oral sex on the provider.
Rimming, RimjobAnilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
RussianPenis between her breasts
SafeSexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
San Juan CapistranoBBBJTC and she swallows.
Sandbag, SandbaggerA subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
SansWithout. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
ScatDefecation on your partner or feces play.
ScreeningA provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client. e.g. collecting verifiable personal info such as the hobbyist's real name, place of employment, home or work phone, home or work address, or a referral from a trusted provider. Upfront deposits may also be used as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows.
Search FunctionA software feature that allows a user to search a review board or forum, based on a keyword or words. Most often, this feature is used to find existing reviews of a provider, or to check the review history of a hobbyist.
Self-postA provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-ServiceMasturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
Sensual MassageNot usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and there may be a happy ending (handjob} or more services might be available.
Sensual Massage with happy endingNot usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and there may be a happy ending (handjob} or more services might be available.
Sensual Massage with full Service FSSM/Full Service Sensual Massage - a body rub including full service.
SessionPaid time spent with a provider.
Sex Worker 1. Catch all phrase sometimes used to providers of adult or sexual services. 2. Someone who sells time for money and offers stress relief, sexual education or healing through sexual techniques. 3. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFHSex for hire.
SGStreet girl.
ShemaleTransexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
ShillA hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Shots on goalAttempts to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple shots on goal: means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested.
Sixty Nine, 69Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
Slam, SlammedAn unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
Snowball, snowballingProvider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.
SOSignificant other.
SOGShots on goal, attempts at orgasm.
Soixante neuf69: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
SOMFSat on my face.
South of the borderGenital region.
Southern FranceFellatio without a condom.
SPService Provider.
Spanish (Australian)Penis between her breasts, Russian.
Spanish (USA)Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.
SpinnerA very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin"
Squirting, Squirter,Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRSSexual reassignment surgery
STDSexually transmitted disease.
StingA female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
Street actionProstitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
StrollA street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.
Summer teethHer teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, sunnyWithout a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
SW1. Street walker=someone who sells sex for money on the street. 2. Sex Worker=someone who sells time for money and offers stress relief, sexual education or healing through sexual techniques.
Switch/SESwitch/Switch Expereince - 1. A person who can be dominant or sobmissive during a session with her client. 2. An experience where the provider can be dominant and then switch and be submissive.
SybianA mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
Take care of businessPayment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TantraTantra is that Asian body of beliefs and practices which, working from the principle that the universe we experience is nothing other than the concrete manifestation of the divine energy of the Godhead that creates and maintains that universe, seeks to ritually appropriate and channel that energy, within the human microcosm, in creative and emancipatory ways.
The Universal force is constantly on our planet because of it relationship between the earth and the Moon. The moon and earth force combined create a very strong magnetic power that attracts the energies of the stars. This galactic forces spiral down and Mother Earth's energy rises up, energizes our body mind and soul. Thus, to learn massage we have to understand how to balance the Universal and Earth energy.
Tantra MassageOne of the primary purposes of Tantra (and Tantric Massage) is to awaken the Kundalini. The Kundalini is a very powerful, intense and healing form of energy that (for most people) is lying dormant at the base of the spine (the sacrum). To fully awaken this powerful energy can take years of devoted practice in the various disciplines of the Tantric Arts.
Once awakened, the Kundalini will rise from its resting-place under the sacrum and move up the spine, energizing and healing, eventually re-circulating throughout the entire body. The Kundalini is known to infuse a tremendous amount of energy into a person, and has an incredible ability to heal almost any affliction, be it physical, emotional or spiritual.
Tantra Teacher An sensually experienced and spiritually enlightened educator of sensual techniques of TANTRA, tantric yoga and/or tantric massages.
TBDThe Big Doggie, National Reviews and discussion (All major cities)
Teabag, TeabaggingMan squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TERThe Erotic Review, National Reviews and discussion (All major cities)
TGTransgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
Throne JobSelf-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping requiredHidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
Took one for the team, TOFTTA hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
Toss the saladAnilingus
Translation, translatorCondom i.e. "She spoke fluent french without a translator" = BBBJ
Travel CompanionAn provider who offers companionship and travels with their up-scale clients.
TRBThe Review Board. Seattle reviews and discussion (Some British Columbia)
Trick1. A sex act for money 2. A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Trolling1. The act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2. Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others
TSTranssexual: a person with a psychological urge to belong to the opposite sex that may be carried to the point of undergoing surgery to modify the sex organs to mimic the opposite sex
TuftDescription of pubic hair.
TUMATongue up my ass.
Turn tricksProstitute who has many Johns one after another.
TVTransvestite: person and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
UmbrellaCondom.
UncoveredWithout a condom.
VIP Provider Very important adult service provider of sensual companionship to very important clients.
VDVenereal disease
VFMValue For Money.
VMVoicemail.
WAH1. From Wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (Japanese) 2. Wild Ass Humping
Water SportsUrination play.
Weeklies Alternative weekly newspapers, usually. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
WFWild Fuck
WGWorking girl. A prostitute.
White KnightA poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
WithWith condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)
WithoutWithout condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)
World Class CourtesanWorldly, classy provider of adult sensual companionship, with wealthy, executive, famous or upper-class clientele.
Working girl A provider or call girl..
YMMVYour Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes differ, reviews are inherently subjective, and that providers have good and bad days, thus experiences vary.
YMMV GirlA provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.
$The dollar sign is sometimes used for fees. Usually $ = $100, $$ = $200, $$$ = $300 and so on. Often .5 signifies $50, so $$.5 would mean $250.
69Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.
411Information, intel. e.g. "I got the 411 on her from jessejames69"
420Marijuana - hemp day (April 20th) - 4:20pm is smoke-out with a difference! ;)

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